Thomas Paine Flair: "Fuck it. Communism. No one should have that much financial power."

IMF Flair: "Nationalize Twitter."

All thanks to Elon.

:melon-musk:

  • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    2 years ago

    Somehow I don't think the guy who loses all faith in neoliberalism over a slight inconvenience in media consumption will be a very principled communist

  • anoncpc [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    How about rich ass hole that control health care? Can you go communist on that?

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The ancient Romans had it figured out - you can take away everything from people as long as you don't touch their bread and circuses.

  • dog [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    errybody a neoliberal until a billionaire takes out their cushy 400k 2hrs of work per day engineering job in a way that threatens the long term stability of the blue treats app

    • fifthedition [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      That's what blows my mind, how little work anyone did at Twitter. Apparently it was an hour of meetings followed by lounging on the roof drinking wine. WTF? Fucking priviliged little shits. Try that in our world, you'd get fucking fired in an instant. Drinking on the job!

      • Shoegazer [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        It’s why big tech attempting to unionize is so funny to me

        • fifthedition [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          Well, crunch time is a real thing. 80 hour weeks are a real thing. But Twitter? Apparently there were 10 managers for every coder. I do not rightly understand what was going on there.

  • bigboopballs [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    eh, that person thinks Communism means the same thing as social democracy.

    still an improvement (if they don't just take it back within a week)

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      eh, that person thinks Communism means the same thing as social democracy means tested subsidy vouchers for private insurers of minority Pell Grant recipients who volunteer in LGBT events for 20 or more hours per week.

  • TheGamingLuddite [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Posters who constantly post unfunny doge memes justifying fruit companies murdering striking workers with death squads suddenly very serious and concerned with limiting the excesses of capitalism because THERES A FREAKING CHEETO ON TWITTER!!!!

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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      2 years ago

      Really the most important aspect of communism, that often goes underappreciated. All new communists should really sit down with Marx's masterwork 'Wage, Labor, and Pigpoopballs.'

  • fifthedition [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    If the government took over Twitter, it would immediately be subject to First Amendment protections.

    People, please think. These are wreckers, trying to lure you into supporting their positions. Then they'll ridicule you. Don't fall for it.