She looks like she's wearing a fucking dress to the beach

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Ok but I completely unironically love this because you can't really hide a dick in a bikini.

    • gayhobbes [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I'd love to believe that this is actually swimwear made for trans women and nonbinary folk, but Abby's too fucking dumb to realize that

      • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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        4 years ago

        I'm also cool with that not being the case but reappropriating it for the purpose, because the irony is delicious.

  • gayhobbes [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    It's so fucking insulting to me as a man and to men in general that we can't control ourselves when we get horny like

    Jesus fucking Christ they really do have the most cynical view of everyone, as though men are slaves to their impulses, oopsie doodle I just did a r*pe but it's because of my inflamed passions!

    • gayhobbes [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      lmao I commented on my own thread thinking someone else posted this

    • SimAnt [any]
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      4 years ago

      poor things just can't help being "visual creatures" as she puts it elsewhere

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    4 years ago

    it's also fucking annoying because looking for any non-feminine/not-a-bikini swimwear just brings up this shit. Like no, I'm not a suburban catholic wine mom, I'm a just a lesbian and have a very serious condition called "men don't look at me" ffs

      • Lerios [hy/hym]
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        4 years ago

        we do, but I'm not sure how acceptable that's generally considered as beachwear.

        • gayhobbes [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          I feel like if you have a cape that people don't exactly have the right to dictate your wardrobe choices

  • buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    It looks like she went to the beach and got way too day-drunk, puked all over herself and her towel, then wrapped herself with the puke towel in an attempt to preserve whatever dignity she has left

    n-not that I know anything about that

  • regul [any]
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    4 years ago

    Look, if she wants to succeed in a right-wing space she has to throw a bone to the horny demo. That's what this is. Hell, they probably are more turned on by this than by anything else because she's physically manifesting that she is not trying to challenge male horniness and its control over women's bodies.

    • gayhobbes [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Yeah no I already saw some threads on 4chan about her back in the day, I'm done.

    • gayhobbes [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Sure although I imagine your mom isn't trying to be a right wing grifter and also that she's not extremely Islamophobic and telling women to cover up