In chronological order
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He was stabbed maladroitly. September 7, 2018
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He was bitten by giant bird. July 15, 2020
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He had mold in his lungs. July 31, 2020
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He had 10 days of hiccups. July 14, 2021 He was cured after doctors removed a kilo of feces through his nose.
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He had stomach pain which turned out to be an intestinal blockage from swallowing an unidentified number of whole shrimps. January 5, 2022
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He has a skin disease that doesn't allow him to wear pants. November 19, 2022
Also he has had repeated covid infections. Four? The most recent one was September 22, 2021?
Did I make any mistakes? Am I missing anything? I should have used a far better source instead of that stupid tweet thread.
How and why is he still alive?
it's called three stooges syndrome
Because God exists and enjoys causing pain and suffering?
Yes.