In chronological order

  • He was stabbed maladroitly. September 7, 2018

  • He was bitten by giant bird. July 15, 2020

  • He had mold in his lungs. July 31, 2020

  • He had 10 days of hiccups. July 14, 2021 He was cured after doctors removed a kilo of feces through his nose.

  • He had stomach pain which turned out to be an intestinal blockage from swallowing an unidentified number of whole shrimps. January 5, 2022

  • He has a skin disease that doesn't allow him to wear pants. November 19, 2022

Also he has had repeated covid infections. Four? The most recent one was September 22, 2021?

Related tweet thread

Did I make any mistakes? Am I missing anything? I should have used a far better source instead of that stupid tweet thread.

  • TornadoThompson [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    He'll die and when they cut him open for shits and giggles an autopsy they'll find his body is just solid inside - like burnt and overcooked meat.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Trump will want to know if there's ketchup inside.

      "Trump - steak - ketchup" jokes are nearly always bad but I think that one's kosher. There's no lib alive who would say that.