• Weedian [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      No wonder you’re extinct. I’m gonna run you over when I come back down.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    yeah can you make sure the cameras and security locks are working in the DNA storage area? Thanks

  • UlyssesT
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    18 days ago

    deleted by creator

      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        That domino effect meme where the first domino is understaffing a major theme park's IT department and the last one is a Mercedes commercial in which Crisp Rat rides a motorcycle alongside a pack of velociraptors

  • Grownbravy [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to 3 days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network 8 connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I'd like to see him try.

    you dont give jobs to the lowest bidder

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      In the book it's made clear that the programmer had told the owner that setting up and debugging the park's computers would take at least a year, but was only contracted for a couple months and then strongarmed into finishing the work for free, which was what lead to him reaching out to another company to do industrial espionage.

      I wonder why Stephen Spielberg would rewrite that to make it the workers' fault?

      • Bnova [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I didn't know that, would have been pretty easy to incorporate into the movie too.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I'm going to one of the machines because I had all these sweets so I thought I'd get something salty.

    Oh and I finished debugging the phones, I know you wan- you asked me t- s- so I debugged the phones and I thought I should tell you that the system is gonna be compiling for about 15-20 minutes so some of the minor systems might go on and off but it's nothing to worry about, it's just a simple thing.

  • D61 [any]
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    2 years ago

    I'm a hacker, Jerry! Can you see me? I'm over here hacking? Jerry? Hey, Jerry!

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    We should drive cross country to a state where we could recycle all these soda cans for 10 cents!