Sitting around the breakfast table after the 6 a.m. day-care drop-off and "morning strategy walk" the Collinses take every day, Malcolm read aloud a text message from his mother. She wanted to know how he and Simone planned to monetize their pronatalism "hobby." "Remember: Everything is transactional," she texted.
Turn everything into a job, especially your love life. That always ends well.
My mom responded to my criticism of her transactional nature by saying “well shouldn’t we get something out of our relationships?”
I tell my other family members that once you realize my mom's first and really only concern is herself everything she does makes sense.
My sister still feels bad for her and let’s my mom walk all over her 🥴
Same, whenever my sister complains about her I encourage her to cut the cord.
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real talk if i have kids i just wanna see them grow
theyre like plants but can walk
sounds fun
That paragraph made me feel so bad the first time I read it. And it hasn't lost any of its impact since.
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Just what my marriage needs, a performance review!
When being constructively critical of your lover's performance goals, try bookending your critique in a compliment sandwich
Replacing wedding anniversaries with annual marriage PEs.
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