• Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]
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    2 months ago

    Your cybertruck goes 88 because it's traveling back to apartheid South Africa

    My cybertruck goes 88 because the accelerator pedal is rusted and stuck to the floor

    we-are-not-the-same

  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Sure, but that voids your warranty. You're better off downloading the official Tesla app which plays fart noises whenever the Cybertruck detects a minority close to the car

  • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    the catch is, you run the risk of the wheels falling off if you go that fast

  • Guamer [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    If your Cybertruck starts coursing with electricity far below 88mph, DO NOT WORRY

    That may happen during normal operation!

  • nothx [any]
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    2 months ago

    I don’t feel great about this one, but I did laugh.

    • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      The DeLorean choice by the Doc was supposed to be a joke. The car had a glow-up since.

      Marty: Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you tellin’ me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?

      Doc: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?