I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108
I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108
therefore there must be a fork where every single time a man had sex he had an additional child
"goddamn why does this keep happening to me?" says the man with 58 children, learning his 59th is on its way
"I don't even have testicles! Where are the little guys coming from‽"
"This man is medically baffling! He's had over 100 vasectomies, and every single one of them failed! How do they keep recanalizing so much?"
Lo, the king of Ephyra cannot get his rock up the hill without it rolling down; meanwhile this guy cannot get his rocks off without knocking someone up. This is indeed what we in the biz like to call a "Sisyphean creampie".