I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108

  • MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    122
    26 days ago

    do not, my friends, become addicted to feel-good pee pee sex. it will take hold of you, and you will resent it's absence

    • @BestBouclettes@jlai.lu
      hexbear
      62
      26 days ago

      Women are girls and girls are feminine and icky. Men are boys and boys are masculine and tough so it's less gay to like masculine features! That's pretty straightforward!

        • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
          hexbear
          14
          26 days ago

          I never realized how Mac is basically Tate long before Tate became known until you posted this lmao

      • huf [he/him]
        hexbear
        26
        26 days ago

        lol no, sex with women is gay sex. sex with men is of course gay sex.

        firing a gun at a tree (or a child, or whatever) is straight.

  • Rom [he/him]
    hexbear
    81
    26 days ago

    Fellas, is it gay to enjoy sex with a woman?

  • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
    hexbear
    62
    26 days ago

    June twenty-ninth. I gotta get more straight. Too much sex with women has turned me gay. Too much hand holding has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 cocks sucked each morning, 50 ass rimmings. There will be no more vaginas, no more big boobs, no more destroyers of my masculinity. From now on will be total men. Every ass must be tight.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
    hexbear
    58
    26 days ago

    You're gay because you love men. I'm gay because I hate women. We are not the same - that guy who got owned by Greta that time.

  • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
    hexbear
    52
    26 days ago

    Guys a dickhead but I've noticed recently that he's becoming more of a persona - stuff like this is clearly ironic but it hides his weird trad shit underneath. He's clearly just baiting interactions because he's fallen out of the relevance he once had. Best thing is to just ignore it.

    Imagine this tweet with only 150 views.

    • TheDoctor [he/him, she/her]
      hexbear
      14
      26 days ago

      He’s always been like this. It’s a mix between Schrödinger’s Douchebag and the patriarchal brand of “comedy” that boils down to “look what I can get away with”

    • LaughingLion [any, any]
      hexbear
      14
      26 days ago

      his whole persona is reaction formation

      hes deeply closeted

      everything he does is for the attention of men and he really clearly is disgusted by women the only time you see him happy and in his element is when hes surrounded by adoring men being touched by them and complimented by them

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
    hexbear
    49
    26 days ago

    Is artificial insemination the straightest way of having children? Local nutjob says yes.

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
    hexbear
    38
    26 days ago

    tate says stuff like this so often that i'm pretty sure he's not hetero. like fascism does fun stuff psychologically, but this is just so unhinged. i don't even think jbp would cop to this. ace fascist tate i guess.

    • JayTwo [any]
      hexbear
      12
      26 days ago

      It's a coin flip
      Heads he's closeted
      Tails he just says shit for engagement and attention

  • CarbonScored [any]
    hexbear
    37
    26 days ago

    Fingers are for HUNTING WILDEBEEST and PICKING BERRIES. Anyone who uses their fingers for typing stuff on a dumbdumb computer is a wastrel.

    • Krem [he/him]
      hexbear
      8
      26 days ago

      oh you punch little squares with your fingers to make the shapes on the black glass rectangle change shapes? gay. how about you make a mud trench for your family to sleep in, and cover it with branches? any man over the age of 16 who hasn't built a burrow hovel for his family is gay

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
      hexbear
      35
      26 days ago

      All jokes aside really don't know how you can post something like this to the internet in earnest and still maintain you're an alpha male. This just broadcasts "I don't fuck and I have sour grapes".

      • Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
        hexbear
        15
        26 days ago

        It's as though joy is treated as a hypothetical ideal to strive for rather something you can experience every day in many small ways.

    • @Sons_of_Ferrix
      hexbear
      36
      26 days ago

      He claims he has 10 by multiple women but all these kids and their mothers are "out of the public eye" so whether they really exist is who knows?

    • TheDoctor [he/him, she/her]
      hexbear
      10
      26 days ago

      It’s a bit. He’s trolling. The joke is that he can get us to believe that he believes this.