Follow up tweets...
before you reply to my silly funny haha joke with either 'doritos have different amounts of flavour on them' or 'buy organic fruit' please consider that i have already been repeatedly told both of these things for the past 9 hours and they're both wrong. thanks
some nerd: not if you know how to pick fruit correctly 🤓
me: bravo sir. while you are busy running your various tests on a mango ill be elsewhere experiencing Joy
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW IF YOU LOVE FRUIT OR HATE DORITOS!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!
Not entirely wrong but eat fruit you fucking sickos, you don't want scurvy.
You can also avoid scurvy with kimchi or bean sprouts.
Always mystified me that the British navy didn't figure it out with pickled cabbage, they had cabbage, they had fermentation, it's preserved. Just stick some on with the hard tack and salted beef, tell the gits to shut the fuck up and eat it if they complain or die of scurvy.
As Anglos, they'd rather risk scurvy than encounter flavor.
:british-maw: "eh wots dis den? flavour? nah nah nah ye aint got a loisence fer dat"
-royal high admiral person, probably. possibly
they figured it out and then forgot
Like how they used to give everyone on the boats beer so they could forget how shitty it is to be stuck on a boat, but then stopped because American troops got jealous.