Communism is when the "free thinking individual" that thinks he lives in a separate universe to the rest gets rewarded immensely while the people who work together get to share the crumbs of mr. Individual between them. Wait...

  • Rom [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    "A divided by 3 is a C" what the fuck are they even talking about lmao.

    They don't even try to make a point here. "Under gobbunism everyone is exactly the same, under Freedom and Democracy™ you can be yourself" total fucking nonsense that has zero understanding of any ideology whatsoever, including their own.

    • buh [any]
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      2 months ago

      "A divided by 3 is a C" what the fuck are they even talking about lmao.

      In the lead up to that I thought he was gonna say he averaged their 3 scores and it came out to a 70 since that’s how anti-communist analogies from liberal westoids usually go, but it’s even dumber picard

      • yewler@lemmygrad.ml
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        2 months ago

        That's where I thought it was going, and I was pleasantly surprised at "A divided by 3 is a C". Comedy gold

    • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      "When you do everything right but you don't do it yourself you're average"

      Script by Kyle Rittenhouse

    • Sons_of_Ferrix
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      2 months ago

      Also an A divided by 3 would be an F, so they can't even get math right

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      I feel like 90% of all kids cartoons messaging is a vague "beeeee yourself".

  • hello_hello [they/them, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Also misogyny since the women are placed in the hysterical "communism" space while the men in the room "calm" them down.

    yeonmi-park: "In North Soviet China, children are taught a simplified view of history and told that they are superior to others. This propaganda is widespread, even in the nation's supposedly free television channels. Children come out learning to look down upon other cultures and ridicule strange and foreign ideas which turns them violent and unpredictable..."

    • ashinadash [she/her, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      Children come out learning to look down upon other cultures and ridicule strange and foreign ideas

      I'd look down upon and ridicule USian and European ideas too.

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
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    2 months ago

    in the next scene he disappears them and installs cia agents as puppet students

    • LaughingLion [any, any]
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      2 months ago

      brb expressing my individuality by pledging to my countries flag with everyone else and wearing the same style and brands as my peers and agreeing with them ideologically

  • BGDelirium [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I'd give anything for Mr.Feeny to come in at the end of the scene and powerbomb Cory through the teachers desk.

    "Mr.Matthews, it's clear you were never paying attention during my lessons!"

  • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Moral of the episode: If you're a successful socialist, a capitalist will come along and punish you for no reason.