• Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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          2 years ago

          They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No one ever asks them if they want to. This book is dedicated to those fine men.

          • Terry Pratchett on the mod team
    • macabrett
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      2 years ago

      :trump-anguish: ur fired

    • eatmyass
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      1 year ago

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    • DivineChaos100 [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Hello, human resources? How do i tell this awkward coworker that i think they're sweet? Help i am very bad at social cues.