https://nitter.net/swyftcities/status/1605251995538845696

  • edwardligma [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    hey guys hear me out, what if we made a monorail but made it slower and even lower-capacity

    ogdenville and north haverbrook would have nothing on us

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    innovative gondola

    Goes on to describe a regular ass cable car:took-restraint:

    • TawnyFroggy [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      one of the comments by them says it has "Autonomous Guidance." Like fuck, it only goes one way or the other what the hell would autonomous guidance even do.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        would autonomous guidance even do

        Get investors excited. :stonks-up:

  • Weedian [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Getting fired because I had to call in due to the gondola breaking down and being stuck 30 feet in the air

  • Weedian [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Explaining why this is a terrible idea using various transportation rides in roller coaster tycoon

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    tbf this is a legitimate way to solve transit issues in mountainous or hilly terrain, bolivia has some really innovative ones that are very cheap/free.

    but its kinda a waste in flat terrain

  • iridaniotter [she/her, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    The only reason you'd consider a gondola is if you had an especially hilly city that made other options difficult and a populous that has collective amnesia regarding funiculars. This is clearly a scam considering the promotional image...

  • sexywheat [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Vancouver's recent public transit expansion actually includes a gondola, but it goes to the top of a fucking mountain so it kinda makes sense.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Imagine if a corpo came up to you and tried to explain why people who work in service need to be paid less than a living wage. They'd be bewildered how you don't understand that hierarchical depravity just works. They just already know that you can't have public utilities, projects, culture, etc as an axiom of their decision making

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        this is why after the Berlin wall fell the new german government destroyed the pallace of the republic the way a building so full of free public utilities just worked made them furious so they destroyed it

        • SoyViking [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          To rebuild a Prussian royal palace no less. Without having any historic artifacts to put in it so they put corporations in there instead.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      But trains are for icky poor people. Trains are not bazinga enough.

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Hopefully interest rate hikes will drive fake companies like this out of business.

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    what if you had actual gondolas and built canals but in the sky? sky canals. we're doing sky canals. capitalism.

    • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      I clutch the monkey's paw, close my eyes, and wish North America had European-style transportation infrastructure.

      I look out the window and see a brand new aqueduct.

  • Multihedra [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I guess if this isn’t a scam the idea is that it’s basically multi-terminal, rider-switchable cable cars? I don’t see why they’d need to be “autonomous” if you couldn’t switch routes at a non terminal-point (like handling 3 way junctions).

    Or is the point of these scams that you get to imagine whatever you want? I guess whatever they did at/for google would be an example.

    They don’t give you anything concrete on the website. Must be a “need to know basis” type of thing lol.

    I’m definitely not knowledgeable on transport, but since @kristina mentioned it, I found an ok article on Bolivia’s cable cars, which gives a map of the Bolivian system. They do everything in “branches” where you make your routing decisions at terminals, by taking different cars

    • kristina [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      https://youtu.be/OlmPlTIvU8U

      heres a vid of it, theres a lot of legitimate uses of it in this video. like there are some bits where it would be flatly impossible / extremely absurdly expensive to put a train/tram underground or overground for passengers. the best ones imo are where they take advantage of cliffsides and rock faces for the poles that would be otherwise useless for transportation like with the silver line

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      There are some cities with public transit gondola systems due to extremely hilly terrain, which makes me wonder why they used perfectly flat ground for the promo render.

    • LeninsRage [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      This is vaporware. Extreme inefficiency of low-density transit + high capital seed and maintenance costs = :funny-clown-hammer: proposal

      • Nakoichi [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Oh yeah I was just insinuating that if something like this ever did get built by one of these bazinga companies it would be an absolute catastrophic disaster.