if you cannot refrain from eating the entire box a day after you bought it, communism will never be achieved
The correct number of Oreos is 1 sleeve of the 3 sleeves in the box.
if you cannot refrain from eating the entire box a day after you bought it, communism will never be achieved
I have bad news for you there
Counterpoint - we won't make Oreos under communism because we'll have better tasting and healthier cookies, therefore the correct number of Oreos is zero.
Also the executives at Mondelez and Nabisco will all be tried for their crimes against humanity and their punishment will be having to subsist off of the remainder of the world's Oreos until there are no more left.
Fuck, guess I'm a liberal.
Did Oreos used to taste better in the past or did I just like anything sweet as a kid? Because last time I ate a bunch of them there was like this gross artificial aftertaste.
I had only seen Oreos in American TV shows until maybe a decade ago. Then Mondelez, the giant megacorp that owns them, bought a bunch of European candy and confection makers and now that shit is being shoved everywhere :owl-pissed:
i like to have 5 in a neat little circle on a small plate. am i a lib?
:chad-trotsky: hopefully the good kind and not the neocon kind
Yeah but have you ever taken a whole tube of them and put em in a bowl and ate them like a cereal?
This conflicts with my principle that the best oreo is two oreos combined after removing one chocolate side from each. Preferably double stuf oreos.
