• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    82
    2 months ago

    that quote from the Iranian cleric after the US assassinated one of their leaders, about how it would be a struggle to hit back in-kind, because the US has only fictional heroes.

    "Think about it. Are we supposed to take out Spider-Man and SpongeBob? They don't have any heroes. We have a country in front of us with a large population and a large landmass, but it doesn't have any heroes. All of their heroes are cartoon characters — they're all fictional."

    i think about that a lot.

    like a fucking laser beam. every pro-military special forces bozo ends up being a dead-eyed psycho that can't even be stage managed to appear normal to fans for a 30 second spot with infinity re-takes, re-shoots and do-overs. not to mention, it becomes clear within a few months that they are focused on the cash grab of the spotlight when they cut ties with some "brother who saved my life 3 times" because they won't share the money. the attack dogs of america burn under the scrutiny, the flag officers that oversee them are bureacratic careerists and money launderers for industry.

    the working class heroes of civic infrastructure, the nurses, the teachers, the firefighter, the 36 hour shift week ER residents, none of those people can be trusted with a heroes platform because they'll probably say, "the game is rigged" in a fit of unscripted frustration at whatever sinecure-holding asshole just cut the budget again to pay for a 2 week trustee/executive board training confab in Antigua.

    so of course, the earnest and authentic american hero has to literally be a completely fictional character.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      28
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      Yeah, I honestly can't come up with anyone

      All the 'celebrities' here are athletes, actors, rich ghouls...David West is pretty cool iirc, but he's barely relevant to anything and he'd be hated if his politics were broadly known, and damn near everyone else is a shitlib like Hamill at best

    • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]
      hexbear
      12
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      they should kill billionares and bomb corporate headquarters. Like how you show a dog that doesn't get it how to pee in the yard.

    • huf [he/him]
      hexbear
      12
      2 months ago

      america has heroes, it's just that americans tend to fucking hate them. look at john brown. look at malcolm x. the list is long.

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        11
        2 months ago

        those people are dead, they were hated in their time, and they stood against the established order. they were killed by the established order.

        they are not "heroes" in the sense of what an outside enemy looking to strike at the American social order would target, which is what the quote is about.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
    hexbear
    61
    2 months ago

    "Truth be told, I would have vaporized Alderaan too. They should have peacefully protested the Empire instead of harboring terrorists."maybe-later-honey

  • GarbageShoot [he/him]
    hexbear
    60
    2 months ago

    This is so pathetic for a country to do. It's like something a mayor would pull with a movie that features their city in hopes of increasing tourism, but in this case it's just because their constituents are 60-year-old children.

    • Pentacat [he/him]
      hexbear
      11
      2 months ago

      We don’t really even deserve to be a country.

  • ColonelKataffy [he/him]
    hexbear
    45
    2 months ago

    so frustrating to see the dnc use a gay black immigrant woman to peddle their genocide

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
    hexbear
    40
    2 months ago

    Ah, the alternate universe where Luke Skywalker stayed home to vaporate moisture and just wrote angry letters to his Emperor live-slug-reaction

  • lapis [fae/faer, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    36
    2 months ago

    I have never seen Mark Hamill looking worse than in this pic.

    and that's including when he was getting weird blue milk out of an alien creature.

  • SovietyWoomy [any]
    hexbear
    35
    2 months ago

    If you don't vote for Darth Vader, Darth Sidious will destroy democracy!

    • @porcupine@lemmygrad.ml
      hexbear
      19
      2 months ago

      I may not agree with all of his policies, but Chancellor Palpatine is still our best option against Emperor Palpatine.

  • culpritus [any]
    hexbear
    31
    2 months ago

    jokerfied

    Use The Force … of lethal aid to do genocide

  • Spike [none/use name]
    hexbear
    16
    2 months ago

    You see what happens when you don't vote tankies?? They took away Mark Hamill's eyesight!