• posting_proleteriat [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    love that the backbone of the western economy is dudes in suits exchanging empty briefcases that have dollar signs on them

    • rubpoll [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Man A hands Man B one million dollars.

      Man B then hands Man A back that one million dollars.

      They have just increased the GDP by two million dollars.

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Crypto bailout in 2023

    Listening to Jerome Powell explain why we need the fed to buy a trillion dollars of dogecoin derivatives to prevent meemaw’s pension from going to zero is gonna be my Ted K seeing a road cut through his woods moment

  • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Oh are you kidding me? I was joking that this was going to happen back in 2021, I never thought they would actually do it. Are we really going to have a farcical version of the 2008 crash?

  • UlyssesT
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    19 days ago

    deleted by creator

  • CommunistBear [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    So we can all see the train about to derail. What can be done to safeguard against it or potentially make money from this shit?

    • YouAreReadingThis [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I got some money in the bank sitting on an account with literally 0% interest which feels stupid, but at the same time investing in something right now also feels stupid

      • its [it/its]
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        2 years ago

        If you're getting 0 interest you're just letting the bank rip you off because they're just doing reverse repos at the fed or buying T bills and earning risk free 5% with your deposit and giving you nothing. You don't have to invest in anything risky, you could buy t bills from treasurydirect or you could buy an ETF like USFR that invests in short term treasuries. The only risk is that you'll have to wait 2 days for your funds to settle once you sell and transfer back to your checking account, although there are some brokerage investment accounts that give you access to a debit card that you could use like a checking account.

    • cawsby [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Leave any money you don't need in a low maintenance index fund, and keep adding to it.

      DOW is the safest typically.

  • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Love it when the various sectors of the economy spontaneously line themselves up like dominos during a year that is already likely to have a recession in it.

  • Lovely_sombrero [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    $SI stock went up on this news. Oh, this bank would've gone bankrupt if it didn't find some last-resort source of financing that wasn't even supposed to go to a crypto bank and it could maybe be illegal? BUY BUY BUY.