• Infamousblt [any]35•13 days ago

    My Cybertruck ran over my whole family and kicked my dog and then the blood and gore clogged the suspension and warranty doesn't cover it but it's okay I still really love my Tesla!

    • Rom [he/him]17•12 days ago

      My love for Elon will never die unlike my ungrateful kids

    • VILenin [he/him]M14•12 days ago

      Please Elon m’lord (PBUH) forgive me for my trespasses tarnishing the good name of Tesla

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]34•13 days ago

    Ok it may have shorted and caught fire due to water pooling in the battery compartment, and that fire may have burned down my house, killed my family, dog, and all 5 of my crypto mining rigs, but I really love the truck though Elon

  • DPRK_Chopra [comrade/them]18•12 days ago

    "Oh damn, actually, she did suffer brain damage, but it's okay because she's getting her NeuraLink implant soon to help with that"

  • nothx [he/him]16•12 days ago

    “Still love the truck tho”