• Infamousblt [any]
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    7 months ago

    My Cybertruck ran over my whole family and kicked my dog and then the blood and gore clogged the suspension and warranty doesn't cover it but it's okay I still really love my Tesla!

    • Rom [he/him]
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      edit-2
      7 months ago

      My love for Elon will never die unlike my ungrateful kids

    • VILenin [he/him]M
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      7 months ago

      Please Elon m’lord (PBUH) forgive me for my trespasses tarnishing the good name of Tesla