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Leave it to the libertarians to decry kids eating quinoa and sushi as extravagant while they feast on the finest imported American brainworms.

  • shreddingitlater [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    You're brain wormed if you think any food is "woke", more so if you think sushi fits that category - its literally raw meat, I thought you guys loved that barbaric "eat raw meat" caveman shit.

    • shreddingitlater [he/him, comrade/them]
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      7 months ago

      Hummus??? Hummus is woke???? Didn't the Israelis love it so much, they tried to claim it as their own?

      We're doing "do you condemn hummus?" now? I've literally been saying that as a joke to my partner for the last few months (cause I'm lame and repeat jokes constantly) lmao.

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      7 months ago

      I don't wanna be a food nerd and/or weeb, but no meat is necessary for it to qualify as sushi. The only things required are vinegared rice, nori (dried seaweed), and maybe a third ingredient that's usually vegetables or seafood. The seafood doesn't even need to be raw, like smoked salmon and tempura shrimp are very common sushi ingredients. The main thing that makes it sushi is the rice.

        • Hexphoenix [any]
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          7 months ago

          Sushi is kinda treated as a catch-all in American parlance, just like sake.

          Fun fact: sake just means "booze" in Japanese. It is a catchall. Bud light is sake hahaha

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          7 months ago

          Still? I'm Canadian and I think everyone post silent generation understood sushi and sashimi were different things by 2010. I'm vegan and eat a LOT of sushi.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
      hexagon
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      7 months ago

      It's raw meat often served to you by a man holding what's basically a sword. Bad ass shit when you think about it.

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      Fish is woke because to catch it I have to sit in a small, cramped boat with my best friend and whenever I see him wipe his sweaty cheeks I want to caress them and give him a kiss and that’s a sin against Jesus

    • Moonworm [any]
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      7 months ago

      Fish is effete because it has looser muscle fibers and a more delicate flavor, also it doesn't count as meat because of Christianity.