We need your help to come up with several dumb taglines that can go on the main page.
We're thinking it’d be neat to have a list of taglines that it randomly rotates through (and maybe special taglines for days like Kissinger Crab Party).
A quick example by @Koa_lala was “Welcome to the Cool Zone”
So comment with your best / worst bits, jokes and CTH running gags, etc.
Home of the all-you-can-eat struggle session
The internet's fastest-growing Pete Buttigieg fansite
A support group for terminally online
Please report for re-education
Welcome home, comrade
Hillary Clinton is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself
Is your hate pure?