“Oh if you have a 600w microwave put the popcorn in for 3 minutes, 1000w? Put that shit in way less time”

“I know the power output of my kitchen appliances” - statement dreamed up by the utterly deranged

  • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Reading user manuals :dean-frown:

    Waiting until the popping noise slows down :dean-smile:

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      it's a wild experience being currently in the second season of Breaking Bad and having these emojis turn from vague memes into people to whom I have emotional reactions

    • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      The microwave where I live has a popcorn mode. Don't know how it works, but it always slightly undercooks it, a few kernels don't get popped.

      I guess it's better than burning the popcorn