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During the four-year expedition, which saw De Soto order the slaughter of thousands of Native Americans, declare himself “an immortal ‘Son of the Sun’”, and then die of a fever
claims to be immortal, dies
another kkkrakkka down
How do you catch a thief? With a thief.
How do you defeat the hogs? With hogs.
:screm-cool: "hoggers, I released you to fight the pigs and you crossbreed more?!
:biggus-piggus:
:screm-a: "You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the other hogs, not breed with them! Bring balance to the ecosystem, not expedite its decline!"
:biggus-piggus: Big Squealing
:screm-a: "You were my brother, Hoggers! I loved you."
Can an assault rifle even take down 30-50 super pigs?
I need my laser rifle to take care of the 30-50 wild super hogs that threaten my children
:very-smart: wild hogs become hairier because environmental stressors make them produce more testosterone & grow more hair. a fearless pig would stay naked.
wild boars were introduced in the 20th century by rich white guys looking to hunt them.
They're too good at building little cozy snow nests that it creates big plumes of steam that can be tracked.
I was sceptical of the super pig angle but really these are guerilla warrior pigs, amazing.