• emizeko [they/them]
    hexbear
    76
    1 month ago

    reeducation camps for every American. this is not ironic

  • supafuzz [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    69
    1 month ago

    the government should start wholeheartedly recommending unhealthy things so that child-brained Americans do the opposite

    • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
      hexbear
      52
      edit-2
      1 month ago

      "Go back to work, covid is only contagious for 3 days. Masks are no longer required and we will black bag you if you wear one to a protest."

      They're already doing this and Americans don't actually care what they say, they just do what they want to. "You can't tell me what to do" only comes out when the government tells them to do the opposite of what they want. When told to do the thing they were already going to do, they just take it as permission to do it to an absurd extreme. It's not oppositional defiance, so reverse psychology doesn't work. It's individualist ideology taken to its logical conclusion.

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
      hexbear
      40
      1 month ago

      "The government recommends you eat an all meat diet."

      Jordan Peterson: "clean your room and eat broccoli, bucko"

    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
      hexbear
      30
      1 month ago

      Nah that won't work. Chuds have no consistency besides inconsistency, they have a counter-productive sixth sense for this shit. If the government tells them to do shit they don't want to do that's come from the Judaeo-Bolsehvik trans-satanist kabal. If the government tells them to do something they want to do that's coming from the Patriots loyal to Trump within the system. That or they just strategically ignore things they've previously said.

    • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]
      hexbear
      17
      edit-2
      1 month ago

      the government should start recommending only healthy things so child-brained Americans continue to do what they're doing now (except worse)

  • barrbaric [he/him]
    hexbear
    49
    1 month ago

    The rest of the world as the US kills itself by deliberately infecting every citizen with H5N1: sit-back-and-enjoy

    (Sadly it will spread to every country in the world as the US sends out plague missionaries)

    • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]
      hexbear
      35
      1 month ago

      you fed the chickens arsenic so that you could feed the cows arsenic bird shit (this is why US rice has 3x the arsenic content of Indian/EAsian rice)

  • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    37
    1 month ago

    Before the genocide, TikTok would show me "all natural" type cc (because I would muh debate them in the comments like a dummy).

    I remember this one lady that talked about how she would buy raw milk and puppies from an Amish family.

    Another lady made an affogatto with raw milk ice cream.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      25
      1 month ago

      Another lady made an affogatto with raw milk ice cream.

      That situation is perfectly darkly hilarious plus it has panache. I'm stealing it.

      • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        11
        edit-2
        1 month ago

        She also had a new Jersey accent

        Edit: I couldn't find that specific TikTok and I don't want to continue browsing the raw milk side of TikTok agony-deep

        For your sin of making me go there, in the name of good Samaritanism I gift you this

        https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLbNA3PM/

        I saw it so you have to too

      • dannoffs [he/him]
        hexbear
        34
        1 month ago

        Yes. Unless you have more information, its safe to assume most Amish dog breeders are puppy mills.

        • Greenleaf [he/him]
          hexbear
          27
          1 month ago

          The Amish are known for being pretty terrible to puppies, honestly maybe worse than your standard puppy mill.

  • Speaker [e/em/eir]
    hexbear
    36
    1 month ago

    Well, they just had such consistent and well-received handling of the COVID pandemic that I'm sure this is a temporary setback.

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
      hexbear
      3
      1 month ago

      I wish we could live in the insufferable "put a bird on it" or "guy obsessed with Pet Sounds engineering techniques" timeline instead, but so do all who live to see such times

  • Hexamerous [he/him]
    hexbear
    17
    1 month ago

    If you have cash on hand, now is the perfect time to hoard Raw milk so you can resell to chuds at well above market value as "pre-cultured" or "aged". Maybe print up a a few thousand "got raw milk" shirts to sell online or something.

      • emizeko [they/them]
        hexbear
        3
        1 month ago

        bottles of melamine slurry milk! get your bottles of melamine slurry milk here!

  • Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    17
    1 month ago

    Tbh the beast in me says "Let Them Die"

    The human in me says "This needs to stop before someone dies of something stupid and preventable"