Scoop: A long-awaited report by the US intel community concludes ‘Havana Syndrome’ was not caused by an energy weapon or foreign adversary, shattering a widespread theory that a secret device debilitated scores of spies & diplomats. By @shaneharris & me https://t.co/EkxPx8c1u1— John Hudson (@John_Hudson) March 1, 2023
Made it thru the House and Senate for what was such a laughably obvious grift
Wonder if they're going to just get more openly deranged with the requests
"Yeah, Tom had a shiver run down his spine once when he was stationed in South Korea ten years ago, so we think North Korea has a Focused Spectral Projection Beam they are using to haunt our agents"
yeah wait, what the fuck happens with all that money? Wasn't some bill passed a while ago to support them financially somehow? Not sure if i fully remember it correctly
Most likely, symptoms were from buildings being fumigated at the time; you could even see it in articles around the time, because Trump originally suggested the insanity and got roundly mocked. Then Biden came in and uh....they started running with it after the admin just kept the course.
The best explanation I've seen is mass hysteria following a few people suffering from pesticide poisoning from the mosquito control efforts the embassy was doing at the time, and a second wave of opiate withdrawal after the US lost control of Afghan poppy fields.
Still convinced the whole thing was a retirement benefits scam started by a couple of agents years ago that got too big and out of hand.
Literally got the government to give them a small fortune because they were hungover at work one day, gotta admire the grift
Made it thru the House and Senate for what was such a laughably obvious grift
Wonder if they're going to just get more openly deranged with the requests
"Yeah, Tom had a shiver run down his spine once when he was stationed in South Korea ten years ago, so we think North Korea has a Focused Spectral Projection Beam they are using to haunt our agents"
Ah, so that's what Hauntology is. Another book I don't have to read.
To be fair, it only took like an afternoon to pass
yeah wait, what the fuck happens with all that money? Wasn't some bill passed a while ago to support them financially somehow? Not sure if i fully remember it correctly
Yeah lmao
Most likely, symptoms were from buildings being fumigated at the time; you could even see it in articles around the time, because Trump originally suggested the insanity and got roundly mocked. Then Biden came in and uh....they started running with it after the admin just kept the course.
Fucking dipshits
The best explanation I've seen is mass hysteria following a few people suffering from pesticide poisoning from the mosquito control efforts the embassy was doing at the time, and a second wave of opiate withdrawal after the US lost control of Afghan poppy fields.