"Caption this" video threads usually aren't popular. But I think this one is pure gold. Am I wrong?

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  • 7bicycles [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    hows the richest man on earth not have like an outfit advisor. what a fucking garbage fit. What is this. T-Shirt over dress shirt paired with sports jacket? What the fuck? This isn't even pulling a Zuckerberg and breaking norms to pull a power play, this is just bad

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    When the stripper calls the groom-to-be on stage at his 5th bachelor party

  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I'm sorry, I can't caption this right now, I'm too busy suffering from a terminal case of second hand embarrassment.

  • HexbearsDad [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This wouldn't even be that bad if he wren't a raging piece of shit. If he had the ability to keep his mouth shut, you could just look at this as him being a lovable doofus, but we know too much.

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Seems like an appropriate soundtrack for a man recently divorced by a very young woman whose whole look was 'edgy teenager'.

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    "So basically, what we're gonna do, I just want everyone paying attention to me. Hmm? No, I don't care what they're thinking. Hadn't even occured to me."

  • iie [they/them, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    is it someone's job to tell these guys to act like this? Did Elon independently decide to do this?