hows the richest man on earth not have like an outfit advisor. what a fucking garbage fit. What is this. T-Shirt over dress shirt paired with sports jacket? What the fuck? This isn't even pulling a Zuckerberg and breaking norms to pull a power play, this is just bad

When the stripper calls the groom-to-be on stage at his 5th bachelor party

"A full-body dry heave"

The whitest kid you know.

I'm sorry, I can't caption this right now, I'm too busy suffering from a terminal case of second hand embarrassment.

I'm feeling milky where's the milky

This wouldn't even be that bad if he wren't a raging piece of shit. If he had the ability to keep his mouth shut, you could just look at this as him being a lovable doofus, but we know too much.

"No, my kids never call me. How did you know?"

Seems like an appropriate soundtrack for a man recently divorced by a very young woman whose whole look was 'edgy teenager'.

"So basically, what we're gonna do, I just want everyone paying attention to me. Hmm? No, I don't care what they're thinking. Hadn't even occured to me."

is it someone's job to tell these guys to act like this? Did Elon independently decide to do this?

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