He's going to live to be 101 and baffle medicine since his diet is nothing but filet o' fishes and diet cokes.
The fact that ultra rich have access to top tier medical treatment (despite doing everything that would speedrun an average Joe to an early death ) is extremely ominous
I once read this thing about the old Saudi king. Just chainsmoking Marlboro ultra lights. Taking viagra so he could still fuck. A team of doctors working on him every day like morlocks tending to their ancient machines. It is depressing how long that monster lived.
Same joke my coach in high school used to make when he thought one of his athletes was too fat
:hypersus: i didn’t think of this. Now this fucker is making me hope he doesn’t die for 4 years so the fucker in Florida doesn’t take over
Most likely people to kill Trump right now are people who would prefer the even more evil DeSantis to be the leadership.
In fact, if you killed Trump you'd mega-galvanise the right's support for him behind a political assassination. Much like the right wing spike that occurred when Shinzo got doohickeyed :the-doohickey:
Much like the right wing spike that occurred when Shinzo got doohickeyed :the-doohickey:
Wait what? I know the left is weak in Japan but how did they not use that to their advantage?
oh yay, there is guaranteed 1 person who will try to avenge him.
And when it is a really important Word they will WRITE it in all caps.
"Actually you shouldn't protest against cops if they kill someone; that person wouldn't want it"
"If the cops kill me, swarm the streets"
"You want people to go out and harass others? How selfish can you be!"
Trump: "If ANYTHING happens to me, AVENGE ME!"
"We shall not rest until every (((globablist))) is dragged through the streets! Every day shall be a day of the rope!"
It would be really funny if he keeled over from a totally non-intentional heart attack and made hordes of :frothingfash: riot and loose their shit.
