• coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    losing East Dakota, Cascadia, Newer Mexico, Burgervania, South Virginia, Georgia 3, Vvardenfell, Little Texas, Shart Island, removedtucky, Brizona, False York, Cumtown, M'ssouri, Rhode Mainland, Silent Hill, Washington DLC

  • Rom [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Artexas, East Virginia, West Carolina, New Liverpool, New Canada, also Vietnam joins in from Watchmen where it became a state and Biden loses that one too

  • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    He was going to lose Shady Sands but Genocide Joe lived up to his name and nuked the whole city

    The corporate media will never report this

  • SnowySkyes [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    “Slams”

    Is it impossible for people to just use standard verbiage for headlines anymore?

    • waluigiblunts [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      alternate universe Cuba where it's the 51st state

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostend_Manifesto

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    The Breakaway State of Jefferson and the flying City-State of Columbia (last seen off the East Coast) continue to stockpile their votes for the Battle of the Ballots in 2036.

    • tocopherol [any]
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      1 month ago

      I want more flying city-states, who says our municipalities must be limited by specific space-time constraints? My ideal state is outside of time and extends to infinity, Biden lost there too though

  • Gay_Tomato [they/them, it/its]
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    1 month ago

    Cuba will briefly surrender and become an American territory for the express purpose of voting aganist Joe Biden.

    • Gay_Tomato [they/them, it/its]
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      1 month ago

      North Korea will also vote aganist Genocide Joe. They don't pretend to join burgerland or anything, they just vote because they can. kim-drip