fucking chefs-kiss interview even if they don't eat shit in elections, they are eating shit by having these guys around

  • trabpukcip [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    It's clear that trump doesn't have the juice he had in 2016, or the juice he had in 2020. But the boy is juicy, there's no denying that. Biden is one of the driest presidents of all time and he's only getting drier with age. Real "the emperor has no moisture" hours

    • plinky [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      oh so you believe the polls huh? you believe them huh, you dum or somethin?

      just amazing energy

      • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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        1 month ago

        If I had even a fraction of this person's confidence and bluster, I would be such a fucking champion 😔

        why do the worst people have the most faith in themselves

      • Infamousblt [any]
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        1 month ago

        To be fair the polls had Hillary winning over Trump pretty handily and that is definitely not what happened. Polls are generally pretty flawed.

        But it's clear by just looking outside that Biden is going to get obliterated this election

    • D61 [any]
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      1 month ago

      No, that’s not true. That’s not true. I mean, we have to stop. People have to stop saying that.

  • CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    Biden is running on the same energy that fueled Hillary in 2016 and Trump 2020

    "My opponent is so horrible I'm obviously going to win so why even try?"

    • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      Yeah that's the piece that made my brain hurt. "When the campaign starts all this will change" like okay so when is it going to start? Now seems like a good time?

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Dear Mr. Biden, your campaign has the momentum of a freight train, why are you so popular?

      • charly4994 [she/her, comrade/them]
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        1 month ago

        Skibidi toilet is a gmod shitpost that blew up with gen alpha by being a mix of power fantasy and continuously increasing power levels, a catchy song, and a head sticking out from a toilet singing. If you have an hour I'd say it's worth checking the whole thing out as it currently exists since it's rather decent and if you have any exposure to gmod shitposts it feels familiar.

      • QuietCupcake [any, they/them]
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        1 month ago

        If you want to know what the skibidi thing is about just use a search engine of your choice and you can pick from one of the million articles with titles like "Boomers want to know: What is this crazy zoomer trend Skibidi Toilet about anyway?"

        But to understand why it's being referenced in the comment you replied to, see: https://hexbear.net/post/2603922

      • grandepequeno [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        It's a gen z meme that stephen colbert's show did a spoof on using biden

  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    Simon Rosenberg, a longtime Party strategist who runs the Substack Hopium Chronicles

    This guy is just sticking to his brand and grifting the libs.

  • Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Hope? The Biden campaign isn't running on anything at all. There's nothing. At least Obama had the decency to lie about "hope" and "change" and at least pretend to believe a better world was possible. There isn't a single elected official in the whole of the United States who believes in anything. To admit to believing in an ideology, any ideology, in the United States is tantamount to admitting to being a member of ISIS or the KKK. If you even want a shot at putting just a single finger on one of the levers of power in this country you have to pretend that the system under which we all live and operate is the result of natural selection or divine inspiration, immutable but for some minor tweaks.

    Feel free to correct my grammar to make this thought more cogent.

  • D61 [any]
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    1 month ago

    No, that’s not true. That’s not true. I mean, we have to stop. People have to stop saying that.

    ...

    They’re not correct.

    ...

    They’re wrong about that. I mean, they’re just wrong. They’re wrong. I mean, I’m presenting you with facts.

    ...

    I’m ending the interview. I’m ending the interview because what you’re doing is ridiculous.

    i-spil-my-jice

  • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    The generic ballot polling average dead on nailed it. Actually, it overstated the Dems by .3%

    https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/2022-generic-congressional-vote-7361.html

    Simon Rosenberg is getting carbon monoxide poisoning from his own farts.

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    It's like we're in the Groundhog Day loop but every cycle the mean global temperature goes up another tenth of a degree.