Happy world hamster day, conrads! Today may we all celebrate the tiny rodents! Have some hamster facts!

  • Biggs is currently inside your walls currently taking notes of your liberalism

  • Hamsters have an extremely high alcohol tolerance and can drink Everclear 190 while only getting a little buzzed

  • The domestic hamster can run over 5 miles in a single night, keeping you up all night with frantic wheel squeaking noises

  • Hamsters have extremely flexible spines that allow them to turn around in any tunnel they can fit in

  • Hamsters' cheek pouches extend all the way to their hips and can carry up to a quarter of their body weight in them

  • It is believed that almost, if not all domesticated Syrian hamsters, the most common species of pet hamster, can trace their lineage back to a single pregnant female caught in the wild in 1930

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Links To Resources (Aid and Theory):

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Theory:

  • 1van5 [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    been listening to blowback since someone mentioned it in a comment. I knew some of the Iraq war but as someone else pointed out hearing the events one after another is mad. The scale of the sins is tremendous. This must be hell

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
      ·
      2 years ago

      every day my faith in god is tested by the continued existence of the united states

    • CommunistBear [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      That podcast is what firmly cemented America as the Great Satan in my eyes. And it's not even close