Happy world hamster day, conrads! Today may we all celebrate the tiny rodents! Have some hamster facts!

  • Biggs is currently inside your walls currently taking notes of your liberalism

  • Hamsters have an extremely high alcohol tolerance and can drink Everclear 190 while only getting a little buzzed

  • The domestic hamster can run over 5 miles in a single night, keeping you up all night with frantic wheel squeaking noises

  • Hamsters have extremely flexible spines that allow them to turn around in any tunnel they can fit in

  • Hamsters' cheek pouches extend all the way to their hips and can carry up to a quarter of their body weight in them

  • It is believed that almost, if not all domesticated Syrian hamsters, the most common species of pet hamster, can trace their lineage back to a single pregnant female caught in the wild in 1930

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reminders:

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  • 💙 Hexbear’s algorithm prioritizes struggle sessions over upbears
  • 💜 Sorting by new you nerd
  • 🌈 If you ever want to make your own megathread, you can go here nerd
  • 🐶 Join the unofficial Hexbear-adjacent Mastodon instance toots.matapacos.dog

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  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    every day my faith in god is tested by the continued existence of the united states