Reminds me of the conservative who tweeted something like "I've been with my wife for 15 years, I think if the female orgasm was real I would have seen it by now"
No he said that being so wet that a bucket and mop were literally needed to clean up was a medical condition. He was doing his schtick of being obtuse and literally interpreting song lyrics.
EDIT: I know it's weird to defend ben shapiro but this one just gets to me. I guess it's a frustration similar to if this were to happen in conversation:
yeah I was rock hard all night long, it ruled
you should get that checked out, priapism is no joke!
uhh wait you're saying your dick never gets hard! Lol what a self-own.
The boys are back in town? Which boys? Which town? Are you trying to say that every boy is back in every town? That's impossible. Boys cannot be in more than one town at once. Furthermore, unless they have been in every town, they cannot be back in town if they're in the town for the first time.
You claim to be a certified freak, yet that is not a recognized accreditation. Curious. Furthermore, you claim not to cook or clean, yet you possess a ring. Where was this ring acquired? Hmm? This entire scenario appears to be a musical fabrication.
Reminds me of the conservative who tweeted something like "I've been with my wife for 15 years, I think if the female orgasm was real I would have seen it by now"
Or that time Shapiro explained that a woman getting aroused was a medical condition, because his doctor wife told him so
No he said that being so wet that a bucket and mop were literally needed to clean up was a medical condition. He was doing his schtick of being obtuse and literally interpreting song lyrics.
EDIT: I know it's weird to defend ben shapiro but this one just gets to me. I guess it's a frustration similar to if this were to happen in conversation:
like what? no, do you know how language works?
:expert-shapiro: It's literally impossible that everybody was kung-fu fighting
The boys are back in town? Which boys? Which town? Are you trying to say that every boy is back in every town? That's impossible. Boys cannot be in more than one town at once. Furthermore, unless they have been in every town, they cannot be back in town if they're in the town for the first time.
It was obvious that Cardi B was being hyperbolic there, that's why it sounds like he's saying that they aren't supposed to be wet.
You claim to be a certified freak, yet that is not a recognized accreditation. Curious. Furthermore, you claim not to cook or clean, yet you possess a ring. Where was this ring acquired? Hmm? This entire scenario appears to be a musical fabrication.
Exactly! He is being an annoying nerd.
it's still funny to make fun of him for not knowing how to fuck