"Can the government PLEASE make sure that the only information journalists are allowed to receive is whatever the White House press statements say? THANK YOU GOVERNMENT"
"Can the government PLEASE make sure that the only information journalists are allowed to receive is whatever the White House press statements say? THANK YOU GOVERNMENT"
Press: 'uh will the u.s. government completely control and monitor the internet to stop this lapse in security?' We fucked.
Can't wait to find out what the new patriot act will do and how excited every journalist will be to sell it.
It is simultaneously this cowardly display of boot licking, this endless "Why won't Joe Brandon keep us safe?!" haranguing, and a pure exercise in CYA as everyone pretends perfect information security is a thing we simply haven't tried yet.