• P1d40n3 [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    :sicko-wholesome: awwww poor Elon, let's see you fail upward after this

    <Elon fails upward effortlessly>

    A well. Nevertheless...

    • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      It's technically made of an emerald he pried from the cold dead hand of a deceased child labourer at his father's mine.

  • BynarsAreOk [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    He could've easily just passed it on to some other silicon valley failson CEO, at least he would have the peace of mind and the plausible deniability by letting someone else take the blame.

    But no, instead he wanted to micromanage almost everything. Also he didn't seem to be suffering when he showed up on the Twitter HQ with a god damn sink huh. In fact I bet he was enjoying it and looking forward to make all the changes he dreamed off. He also took personal pride and enjoyment in doing all those layoffs too.

    In that respect he is just an ordinary narcissist, he really thinks its all about him, even the thought that people just don't like the changes he made and maybe don't even care about him that much(the normie position) doesn't register.

  • ComRed2 [any]
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    1 year ago

    He should have just been a regular evil billionaire, like bezos etc. Instead, he chose to be an ANNOYING evil billionaire.

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    There are plenty of billionaires that we don't even know exist because they just hide somewhere on top of their comical piles of money like Smaug, maybe try doing that?

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    He should go play catch with his kids or something. Touch grass

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      counterpoint: he should never be allowed contact with any child, ever

    • Parzivus [any]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      His daughter is trans and disowned him lol

      • Deadend [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Musks response was so evil “can’t win them all”

  • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    So hypothetically, in minecraft, how do the logistic of the Crassus treatment work with Dogecoin instead of gold?

  • HexbearGPT [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Trying to get people to join your social media platform just so they can bully and laugh at you!

    Bazinga!