• SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    :matt-jokerfied: BUT HE LITERALLY IS A WEAK MAN, HE ONLY GOT RICH OFF HIS DAD'S MONEY AND BUYING HIS WAY INTO SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSES

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      HE ONLY GOT RICH OFF HIS DAD’S MONEY

      That's total BS. At best, he got rich off his mom's money, as she was a reasonably successful actress and his dad was a chronically insolvent huckster.

      But more realistically, he got rich after tripping into the online payment processing game on the ground floor and then platforming from elevator to elevator on the Endless Investor Cash Ride for the next ten years, while pocketing every public tax subsidy and government incentive he can get his grubby mitts on.

      Elon hit the lottery once, then grifted his way to the top, fair and square. All his dad did was teach him the rules of the rigged game. He was the guy who took 3-card monte to the eleven-figure level.

      • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        But more realistically, he got rich after tripping into the online payment processing game on the ground floor

        This is literally a shitload of managers at small tech/marketing companies. Dummies, but they were buddies with the owners in the 00's and they were able to rake in money so they just kinda stuck around until they became the people who hold others to account for the money line going up/down

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Being strong is when you constantly capitulate to the man children crying about the woke mob being mean to them for saying the n word.

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        It's like when they photoshop Trump's head on Conan The Barbarian with the caption "Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.” Totally ignoring the fact that Trump is a upper-crust costal elite who was a liberal until 2015 then realized he could make more money off baying fascist hogs instead.

        • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I am still amazed that his preening queeny ass convinced a bunch of corn fed Middle American hogs that he was one of them. I mean I know the answer, propaganda and he said the quiet part out loud. But it's still mind blowing 7 years later that it happened.

      • Lymbic_System [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Reminds me of something someone said about how conservative art is measly about makeing something look hyper real but nothing beyond that just photographic paintings. Deeply uncreative and weak minded people.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    I want to fully endorse and encourage the theory among Fascists that Elon Musk is an infallible mega-genius, and that his hill is absolutely the one you want to die on. I encourage all fascists to attempt to obtain employment at his businesses. I recommend all of them purchase his products. I advocate that they all live as close to him as physically possible and try to make direct contact with him as many times as they feel necessary to spur him to do what is necessary. And if he ever actually opens up his Mission to Mars or Neurolink for public enrollment, I hope they're the first ones in line to try it out.

  • KnockYourSocksOff [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    the time of weak men is over

    can only pay or coerce women into sex

    showers his children and their mothers with money instead of being there and taking care of them

    pretends to fight against the deep state; has billion dollar contracts with CIA and DOD

    Least gullible Americans

  • jackmarxist [any]
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    2 years ago

    Wow Elon now supports Ukraine! Thank you Elon! Slava Eloni!

  • ComRed2 [any]
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    2 years ago

    I refuse to believe this is anything other than satire.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I AM STRONG!

    Okay, now please put a censor bar over my eyes to protect my privacy.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    When I think strong man, I think apartheid emerald fancylads who go into screaming fits at the thought of floor markings in factories.

  • Haterade
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    1 year ago

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