Caption this.

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 2 years ago

came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them] · 2 years ago

Don't be rude. Invite me in.

Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them] · 2 years ago

If your cold they're cold, invite them inside.

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 2 years ago

Hmm...

Have vampires been known to take the shape of a possum?

came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them] · 2 years ago

only the cool ones.

FlakesBongler [they/them] · 2 years ago

Any vampire media that doesn't use this concept now is an abject failure

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 2 years ago

Agreed.

We'll know if Hollywood spies on us if they come out with Vampossum (2025).

Tagline: No matter how cute they seem - never, ever invite them in.

FlakesBongler [they/them] · 2 years ago

Better jump on that trademark before someone else does

TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them] · 2 years ago

Whitesburg, KY witch's familiar checks in on her to make sure she's doing okay.

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] · 2 years ago

Whatcha doing in there?

serniebanders [he/him] · 2 years ago

:sicko-beaming:

john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them] · 2 years ago

You got any games on your phone?

Mara [she/her,comrade/them] · edit-2 2 years ago

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ElGosso [he/him] · 2 years ago

If you're cold, they're cold - let them in

NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] · 2 years ago

Dude, let me in, I'm a fairy! Don't you believe in fairies?!

MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him] · edit-2 2 years ago

⬇️ Lucky Cat

⬆️ Unlucky Cat

D61 [any] · 2 years ago

:the-watcher: