I'm looking for a job, but my resume is pretty scarce. I'm starting to think that's why I haven't been getting any interviews at all. Usually I'm too nervous to lie, but I have no real choice right now, so I'm trying to think about any obvious holes that might end up in my story.
Make sure any companies you mention existed, but no longer exist. Or say you worked for Twitter since they don't have a HR department.
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