Life would be so much easier if I could turn my brain off and be a libertarian. I'd only have to know how to spell like 6 words and don't even have to know how to use them in a sentence.
Every time I look at my bank balance I think "If I started a grifting gig aimed at chuds' wallets, this would be a solved problem".
You also have a ton of free time so you walk around town open carrying an AR15 hoping a cop will approach you
Libertarian politics is just stringing randon words you know with confidence so other libertarians think you are smart.
My toothpaste avocado cannoli will not be able to make it out. Salmonella is a great place to crash at. Checkmate, liberals.
That account in particular posts some of funniest shit I've ever read. Most normal libertarian
Libertarians learn what words mean - challenge level: impossible
They're even rugged individualistic when it comes to what words mean.
Uncle Sam is dressed like a clown because our politics are and have always been a joke. :meow-popcorn:
The NHLP guy definitely gets bit ideas sent to him from a numbers station
To quote from the movie 'Dodgeball'
"They couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat." Propertians are, politically, the dumbest people in the room. Any room. Hell it could be Plato's cave, that's kinda a room. Still the dumbest.
told Republicans to fight less wars
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