• GrumpigPoopBalls [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      maybe biden will pull a dunleavy (AK governor) and give out 3500 dollars to everyone 2 months before an election that is projected to be very tight

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Biden: "C'mere, boy... C'mere... I got a milk bone for ya!"

      Bernie: "Mr. President, please."

      Biden: "C'mere." The president's voice goes cold: "Be a good boy."

      Bernie sighs. And then puts his arms and hands into the doggie begging pose and he hops towards the president.

      Biden: "Good boy!" Americans have seen the president smile. But not like this. Never like this. It doesn't get any more real than this.

  • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    He just needed to do the bare minimum by keeping his fucking mouth shut, and he couldn't even fucking do that. Imagine ever believing in this two-time loser. No wonder Parenti dumped this pathetic wimp when Sanders voted to bomb Yugoslavia.

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    Sanders becoming president would've been a disaster for the nascent left, this dude is a worthless snake

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    1 year ago

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  • lascaux [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    i mean, he could. who would he lose to? trump, who has spent every moment of the last three years whining about losing last time? trump has lost his juice, but more important, he's lost his novelty - voters don't see him as an outsider who could potentially "shake things up" anymore. desantis, whose flop sweat stench grows stronger by the day? all biden would have to do to win against him is air that clip of him doing a soy face and bobbling his head in a weird way during his japan trip and he'd put up reagan '84 numbers against him. assuming that 1. biden actually lives that long and 2. we don't get a new pandemic or equally catastrophic event (neither of which are guarantees), it seems like biden winning again is a pretty safe bet, at least right now.