Surprise, another old white guy

Investigators learned that several children were playing hide and seek in the Starks community and were hiding on the neighbor’s property.

Doyle told detectives that he got his gun when he saw shadows outside his home and shot at people he saw running away, unknowingly hitting the girl, officials said.

https://apnews.com/article/hide-seek-shooting-louisiana-girl-neighbor-b59a1232f3fd309e1afd02174026fad7

Injuries not considered life threatening

Folks, it’s time to talk to our kids about staying away from old white people, especially their houses. Not even kidding.

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    "Why don't kids play outside anymore?"

    Well maybe because "outside" consists entirely of:

    1. P R I V A T E P R O P E R T Y where the landowner will shoot you on sight

    2. 6-lane stroads where a 10-ton SUV driver will run you over and not even notice it

    • please_just_stop [comrade/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Fucking hate 99% of outside because of cars lmao

      I saw a banger post on r/fuckcars: bring back city walls

      Reminder that cars are weapons

      • Dolores [love/loves]
        ·
        2 years ago

        just wana be a guy at the gate with a halberd laboriously explaining that you cannot bring your SUV in the city

        • Comp4 [she/her]
          ·
          2 years ago

          When a guy in a hummer tries to sneak past the city gates. Stop right there, criminal scum!

          • Dolores [love/loves]
            ·
            2 years ago

            i might have a halberd but i also have a remote control to the bollards, i'm flipping your ass, carfucker :anarchista-chad:

            • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              The remote control is activated by slamming the halberd down so it looks like I have a cool area-effect attack

        • please_just_stop [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          That would be a good job. Cars belong on racetracks I think. With some obvious exceptions. E.g. ambulances (cars slow them)

          Basically if you need a car for your job, fine