Surprise, another old white guy

Investigators learned that several children were playing hide and seek in the Starks community and were hiding on the neighbor’s property.

Doyle told detectives that he got his gun when he saw shadows outside his home and shot at people he saw running away, unknowingly hitting the girl, officials said.

https://apnews.com/article/hide-seek-shooting-louisiana-girl-neighbor-b59a1232f3fd309e1afd02174026fad7

Injuries not considered life threatening

Folks, it’s time to talk to our kids about staying away from old white people, especially their houses. Not even kidding.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Stale crackers are so feral. I did a horticultural consult for one who was as giddy as a child in a toy store as she described wanting to murder squirrels for trespassing on her lawn in a desert. Pure death drive wrapped in a treat hog body.

    • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      It makes me happy knowing that people like her will be slowly malnourished to death due to climate change while managing to find less food than the squirrels do.

      • Chapo_is_Red [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        They probably won't. She'll probably live the rest of her life in relative prosperity while people in South Asia suffer increasingly bad unlivable heat waves and flooding every year.

        There will only be justice if we create it.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I know the type very well. They violently hate the idea of ecosystems, biodiversity, pollinators, that sort of thing. If it isn't green fuzzy concrete an inch high or less, they :grill-broke: