https://twitter.com/crevicedwelling/status/1657201333890342913
I gotta pee like every 90 minutes now, I'm gonna have to get used to it
What would a landlord do if you had an infestation of these birds? They sure are bigger than mice and roaches. Probably nothing
if i have to piss? probably just piss elsewhere. gotta shit? like really, actually gotta shit? step aside bird friends, I ain't got time for you
Wait out the hurricane so that I can go back to my exhibit and resume my stork errands
I still don't understand why the Swedish chocolate maker Marabou named themselves after this animal
These aren't just any stork but a pretty gnarly looking carrion feeder
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marabou_stork
Start grifting about what a huge problem it is with all these storks using the bathroom, then move on to the issue of storks in women's sports.
