Excellent. Fantastic. Really, life in the 21st century just gets better every day.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    "Honey please look at my frog memes" I say as she snaps shut the latches on her suitcase and walks out of my life.

    I cry for a few minutes then go back to looking at frog memes.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Then he tweets :cope: about how much he hates his ex's girlfriend for stealing his ex. :billionaire-tears: :chelsea-stare: