Excellent. Fantastic. Really, life in the 21st century just gets better every day.
Ugh the formerly richest man in the world is tweeting nazi frog baby talk memes.
I demand a higher quality of villain.
Alas for the mailed warrior!
Alas for the splendour of the prince!
How that time has passed away, dark under the cover of night, as if it never were.
Reminder that this dude literally wants to plug the internet into his brain. If this is what he transmits through his fingers, God fucking help us.
Oh, and he'll torture monkeys to do it. PETA should give him more attention.
Just imagine the sheer volume of banal pink slime slurry that would pour out of the TechnoKing lead-laced brain and be twisty-strawed into all of the brains of his faithful if his wildest wishes came true.
The banality of machine learning scraping products would look like original masterpieces compared to an eternity of "DAE THIS LE GEM? THIS TIME NONPOLITICAL!" :soypoint-1: :mario: :soypoint-2:
Reminder that this dude literally wants to plug the internet into his brain.
It's the one thing I agree with the guy on, he really should do that
The senior caste of chan culture is in its 50s now. They're roughly E-L-O-N's age and have similar attitudes, beliefs, and hangups. :grillman:
The average 4chan age is going faster than the core aging. It’s gen X and older who are curious about being the worst they can be, and younger ages aren’t going there.
"Honey please look at my frog memes" I say as she snaps shut the latches on her suitcase and walks out of my life.
I cry for a few minutes then go back to looking at frog memes.
Then he tweets :cope: about how much he hates his ex's girlfriend for stealing his ex. :billionaire-tears: :chelsea-stare:
Off-topic but would it be possible for a woman to be this divorced? What would it look like?
I don't think it's possible because being a divorced man shows you failed the patriarchy and you have to assert more masculinity to maintain your place in the hierarchy. Women don't lose that when they are divorced, although they can lose social capital in more divorce averse parts of society. When that happens they just suffer and get ostracized. Closest to a divorced guy for a woman is a woman who drinks a lot and owns many cats, which just is not the same.
I agree. With women it rarely results in more than a period of drinking and "men are swine" rants and most get over it fairly quickly. You need scorned patriarchal brainworms for Musk levels of permanent insanity to happen.
Elon Musk seems to discover memes on a ~5 year lag from the rest of the world.
Some of the cringiest bazingas I am unfortunately related to have only recently discovered zombie-themed pub crawls, steampunk cosplay, and escape rooms.
Something about the chud side of Xers involves enough lead in the brain to take that much time to absorb anything new. :melon-musk:
RETVRN larpers but they want to regress to 2000's era advice animals memes not, like, the Roman empire.
not, like, the Roman empire.
They're down with that indirectly through 40k LARPer bullshit. :so-true:
no way lol, thats like a 10 year lag. are they also getting handlebar mustaches tatted on their fingers?
hey, this might mean he's not constantly having sex with children.
otherwise he'd know all the coolest, most current memes.
silver lining?
dont give him too much credit, he probably doesnt listen to his victims
richest man in the world
very racist
and also very lame
oof, that's the meme that the fascists mostly dropped because it got too obviously fascist. musk didn't get the memo lmao
all of their memes are too obviously fascist. That's why they change them every few years.
Imagine being disgustingly rich and continuing to use social media at all, much less for shit like this
Notch got enough money to basically do whatever he wanted for the rest of his life and he became a creepy recluse in Beverly Hills with rotting candy dispensers and spends most of his time spewing nazi shit on Twitter and cryptofascist bullying :reddit-logo: subs (he's a mod on one of the main ones, too). :kombucha-disgust:
At least JK Rowling lives in a castle like the vampire she is.
He's much older than me. I can't wait to read the headlines when he finally dies.
He’s gonna fight the tyranny with his civil war blunderbuss and toy revolver
