https://subium.com/profile/garius.bsky.social/post/3ktv4lrlutc2s
M'am we've secured naptime, requesting permission to snuggle!
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=472252635164754&set=a.191852703204750
I went looking through their posts. There's an even worse AI one where the whole family laughs along while an American soldier kisses the other soldier's wife. wut.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=472216855168332&set=a.191852703204750
I WILL WILL BE GOE BACK!
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=470826801974004&set=a.438586815198003
This seems to be a whole genre of meme for them. Wut.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=469065185483499&set=a.438586815198003
Soldiers guarding a willy wonka family surrounded by lions
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=468555668867784&set=a.438586815198003
Studying a polycule
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=472252635164754&set=a.191852703204750
I went looking through their posts. There's an even worse AI one where the whole family laughs along while an American soldier kisses the other soldier's wife. wut.
He's a bear of a man. Eight foot three in his bare feet. Two hundred fifty pounds in his underwear.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=472216855168332&set=a.191852703204750
I like the photo on the wall which is approximately...
TM KROW
KE SMVirtue posting is so weird to me. They don't give a shit that the text has mistakes or is gibberish as long as it has characters close enough to seeming to be in the English language. I wonder if they discard an image that has word like "café" in it 'cause what's that French letter doin' in there?
This account seems to be Indian, but it was originally a youtube gaming channel that hasn't posted in three years. I've gone back maybe 100 images so far, all the way to... 25 May 2024, and it's nothing but bad AI Jesus/soldiers/videos. With the frequency of posting I think it has to be a bot account that's just autogenerating slop without any kind of editor.
When AI gets sentient and forms skynet it's going to hunt for facebook grandmas who like photos of veterans with jesus looking depressed with a sign saying "today is my birthday".
I started clicking onto the profiles that commented on the posts to see what they're like:
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Someone in Indiana whose entire identity is the confederate flag. He took multiple photos of his hair but not like of his hairdo or anything. Just like, he tried to take a photo of his face and only captured the top of his head
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A chicken farm in the Philippines- "top fan" badge
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An actor in Nigeria whose mentor is King Charles
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A pussy in bio bot that studied at Indiana University of Pennsylvaniaedit: Somehow this is a real school located in Indiana, Pennsylvania. No. -
Someone saying "May God take revenge on you, do not worry, our appointment with God is near"
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Jehovah's witnesses and born again evangelicals
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People commenting "may the lord heal you" on an AI photo of Jesus in a hospital bed holding a sign that says "today's my birthday please like me": https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=469063622150322&set=a.438586815198003
he tried to take a photo of his face and only captured the top of his head
I do need to point out that he uploaded this photo at this resolution: https://i.imgur.com/HRDf8O7.jpeg
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=157678913981694&set=ecnf.100092187588651
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i love how the guy on the bottom left of the military polycule study (MPS) is so fucking done with this job
When I click on it from that link there seems to be a bottom banner that cuts off the floor. I need to highlight that not only is he done with listening to this polycule's drama, but he's also surrounded by breakfast foods for some reason: https://i.imgur.com/pdhUUYZ.jpeg
Four cups of coffee, a baked potato, two apples, and two ersatz roasts.
The other cup of coffee and large soda on the nightstand makes this one more confusing to me than the Willy Wonka family surrounded by lions. Maybe that's a Jesus thing, whatever, this is just pure nonsense.
There's a reason why The Boss was called "The Mother Of Special Forces".
it's reversed on uniform arm patches for dumb reasons that smack of settler-colonialism "advancing forward always"
Yes it looks like they thought they were doing that but if you look at the orientation of the flag and the arm youll see it would be opposite of standard uniform flags
Almost as if AI couldn't grasp concepts like at all and just guessed based on pictures it has stolen
Me and the missus are planning on having a second kid so our first-born has a Battle Buddy
If this wasn't AI and about U.S. troops I could read this as something wholesome. Like his life on the inside is possible due to the sacrifices of those watching over him on the outside (who I presume in this alternate version in my head are his dead comrades or something). Otherwise this is very fucking weird
