We must ban your :elmofire: treats to prevent forest fires, pollution, lung cancer, other lung damage, littering, and injury.
The power company's malfunctioning equipment that starts 80% of forest fires, the cars that produce 75% of the pollution, the cigarettes that cause 90% of the lung cancer, the COVID giving everyone lung damage, the fast food packaging and vapes that make up almost all litter are all fine though. Tragic about those 5 people per year who get a booboo from forest fire embers, though.
I will literally die on this hill. Corporate fuckers who want to destroy camping/enjoying nature are the worst scum on this shit rock. I refuse to let people who build pipelines through national parks to criticize me camping in designated areas.
I have one hobby I enjoy in this life and I will keep doing it until I'm dead.
I should be able to camp anywhere I can physically pitch a tent or fit my bivvy bag. In a national or provincial park, in the woods, on a corporate park lawn, in your walls. If I fits, I sits.
If you don't have a home, you can do it, but otherwise I would personally prefer to not have campers in my yard.
It's too late I'm already camping in your hallway you can't stop me
Literal get-off-my-lawn.jpg
The British working class fought for and won the right to roam. Now it's time for the right to stop roaming and hit the hay.
Outdoor hexbears rise up. All I'll add is that there are absolute chuds outside who do do these things in shitty ways. Don't tend fires, don't pack out trash... Etc.
But even the worst of those rolling into camp in a lifted F5550000 don't cause a fraction the damage merely constructing a pipeline does. Much less when it inevitably bursts.
Only problem being outside is I start to :a-guy: