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  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    2 years ago

    Even reactionaries from former ussr countries were like “the ice cream is fine” lol

    This dude is from like Maryland btw

  • rubpoll [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    No, this isn't Bruce Banner's sperm test

    Because EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING HAS TO BE RELATED TO MARVEL OR THE BAZINGA BRAINED AMERICAN LIBERALS WON'T CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Hitler famously told his generals to avoid Moscow, I read it in this ancient scroll. holds up a roll of toilet paper.

  • mittens [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    It's just milk, sugar and [...] milkfat

    blue bell ingredients: Milk, cream, sugar, skim milk, high fructose corn syrup, natural and artificial vanilla flavor, cellulose gum, vegetable gums (guar, carrageenan, carob bean), salt, annatto color.

    plombir : whole milk, butter, sugar, water, high fructose corn syrup, milk protein, skimmed milk powder. emulsifier: mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids; stabilizer: locust bean gum, guar gum, carrageenan

    It's literally the same thing lmao

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Soviets: make cheap ice cream for everyone

      NAFO: "THIS PROVES RUSSIANS ARE EVIL!"

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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      2 years ago

      the funny thing is "this low-nutrition mass produced treat is the reason our economic system is superior" is a distinctly Amerikkkan mode of self-mythology. these same people are composing paeans to Ray Kroc.

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    So when they see a soft serve ice cream they think of cum every time or just when it's evil Russian ice cream?

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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    2 years ago

    Yes I copy pasted from yesterday.

    If you want to learn a little bit about Soviet Ice cream, alongside learning about Soviet "Doctor Sausage", click here for a vid about the history of the Sausage of Socialism obviously it's a video about meat products.

    I found it heartwarming how dedicated the Communists of the Stalin Era were to actually making material improvements to the lives of the working class from not just creating a socialist economy but all the way to the little things like getting to enjoying treats like sausages, champagne, and ice cream.

    Also lol they wanted to name Doctor Sausage after Stalin

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    2 years ago

    okay, bizarre fucking thread. i have to assume some of it is made up whole cloth, but i'm having trouble parsing where exactly they got some of the claims. like, why do they claim that Anastas Mikoyan (whose name they misspell) was Stalin's head of torture? How exactly did they conclude that he "invented" soviet ice cream? Is the implication meant to be that the ice cream is itself a method of torture?

  • M68040 [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I mean, I have no doubt that it's pretty bland, but that's not unusual for this sort of soft serve type thing anyhow

  • windowlicker [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    i just noticed after looking over this thread again that OP the genius said that moscow was "not USSR" https://twitter.com/SlavaMalamud/status/1661685098515685380

  • booty [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Yes, but not for the reason this dipshit thinks. Animal liberation is non-negotiable. :greensicko-laser: