Yes Target is a global Satanist pedophile conspiracy but also my daughter works there and it makes her LinkedIn profile look better
My daughter works there as an Executive, but she's got no control over anything why would you think that?
:agony-minion:
Someone find me the Two Bobs so we can figure out what she does.
Your daughter is getting the splash damage from your chud shit, sorry I don't make the rules chief.
Simply should've acquired the selective channel feat, skill issue really.
You threaten my daughter you threaten me
So what is he gonna do about it? Whine on Twitter? Getting really mad and record a cringey video? Report the mean comments to Zuckerberg?
Marx failed to consider the power of recording a rant from the driver's seat of your F-350 while wearing sunglasses
This is what all the tech bros working on chat bots should be spending their time developing.
So who does control the merch? Does he really think it's the minimum wage workers?
She's responsible for security procedures and when to shoot black people suspected of shoplifting in the back, something any hog could get behind.
For those who don't know Target does have an actual cop technology division that comes up with innovative new ways to put people in prison for stealing like candles or some shit. They're also the money behind a couple of big city programs to harass homeless people until they flee downtown.
I worked at Target for a while and they called managers Executive Team Leaders so odds are she's just a manager at a store and not an actual executive of the Target corporation
Would make sense some chud came up to her face and threatened her. Also explains the odd "you threaten her you threaten me" behaviour being more of a physical real life thing.
Not all executives control the merch. She could be Target's Head of HR or something like that.
There's a group within the business typically referred to as "Buyers" (although I'm sure they've got a fancier name) whose jobs revolve around negotiating the acquisition of products for the storefront. Sometimes they operate at a very high level (Target negotiating a deal with Martha Stewart to carry a particular line of clothing or household goods) and sometimes they're local (the local storefront negotiating a deal with a produce wholesaler to stock the grocery section with eggs).
If people are melting down over Target carrying Bud Light, then they're probably mad at some senior executive way outside their reach.
But if they're just furious because of the rainbow colored kitche in the discount bin, I suppose that could be a local manager's fault.
"Stop making my dogshit politics effect me personally."
Fuck outta here.
Target Removes All Towels From Stores After Soaking-Wet Lunatic Objects To Dryness
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Bowing to the demands of the pro-moist movement, Target reportedly removed all towels from stores Thursday after a soaking-wet lunatic objected to dryness. “We apologize to the sopping individual who felt angry and threatened by our promotion of dryness,” said Target CEO Brian Cornell, explaining that the towels were never meant to force a bone-dry lifestyle on any sopping maniac who chooses to douse themselves in water and rampage through the store. “Just know, we at Target hear you, sopping-wet Americans. You came out wet, you live wet, and you intend to die wet. And we respect that. Nowhere is more accepting of shoppers who make sloppy puddles wherever they go.” At press time, Target mandated that all employees should be drenched from head-to-toe.
Lol this reminds me of a certain plot line in the current season of Succession
are people ready for my "the perfect assassination candidate" fallacy, or what?
