• viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    1 year ago

    We need advertising featuring REAL, HARD men doing physical activities and enjoying Man Cream(tm) to cool off so everyone knows it’s not for soyboy wokies 😤

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Some kind of professional ensemble like the Village People and I'm filling them up with man cream. We're all laughing and high fiving and proving how straight we are.

      • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        :frothingfash: Did you know that cow's milk is loaded with nasty, feminizing estrogen?!

        :so-true: That's why at Man Cream we only use the finest ingredients from the most potent, masculine male bovines to ensure the purity of our customer's essences!

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          As a family man you're obligated to be with your wife, but we get it. Even looking at her lady cream makes you feel sick. Sometimes a fella just needs to sneak away and fill his belly with man cream in the truck. Nobody has to know. Just find another fella on craigslist and enjoy it together.