I'm glad my beans and corn piss this dude off.

Not paying for weed treatment... Dude ya spray those fuckin chemicals allll over your lawn because nature exists only to be tamed. What's a climate change?

Link to avoid being a lib

  • Waldoz53 [he/him, any]
    ·
    1 year ago

    this is also the tomato guy, which is insanely funny

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E4cnlqXX0AAUDKD.jpg

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
      ·
      1 year ago

      Genius discovered farming. A racket that famously takes no effort.

      • CarmineCatboy [he/him]
        ·
        1 year ago

        sorry tankies, i have over 500 hours on harvest moon. you can make 50 GOLD PER TOMATO. thats what real work gives you

        just put it on a box where for the mysterious walking teamster. its that easy

        • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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          1 year ago

          Look at this absolute baby-brained take.

          Yeah dude, great advice if you haven't farmed in 25 years. Here in the modern world, tomatoes only sell for 60g. They should be worth at least 100g if prices had kept up with inflation! Now we need to have a side hustle like pressing it into tomato juice.

          And even for all those extra weeks of work, Mayor Lewis is still only gonna give us 135g for the tomato juice. We'd need to spend all summer aging it in casks up to iridium quality to make it really worthwhile!

          • SaniFlush [any, any]
            ·
            1 year ago

            You need to be bribing Lewis with hot peppers. Just... slide one into his dress shirt pocket while nobody is looking.

          • CarmineCatboy [he/him]
            ·
            1 year ago

            Look I may have started farming with a third hand SNES I bought for 2 dollars (inflation, exchange rate adjusted) but I have something you don't. Experience.

            spoiler

            Just kidding I took a PPP loan on the farm and then sold it for 50 million dollars

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        A racket that famously takes no effort.

        First you must own land. Second, that land better not be in this guy's HOA.

    • Wildgrapes [she/her]
      ·
      1 year ago

      Where am I supposed to grow my tomattos huh Nick if I can't do it in my yard?

      Anyway ya love just burying a whole ass tomato

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      He wants you to know he did the math. And he really knows the math. I love that he didn't round it up and say 4,000,000 tomatoes.

    • thisismyrealname [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      what a beautifully empty mind. just nothing going on up there besides basic business math and obsessive lawncare

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      This isnt even how the guy got his wealth. He got it from real estate and underpaying warehouse workers.