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PaleoEternalSupreme to the_dunk_tank • 1 year ago

Shut the fuck up

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Shut the fuck up

PaleoEternalSupreme to the_dunk_tank • 1 year ago
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  • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    All male except female left arm

    Cishet guy who can't stop worrying that touching himself makes him gay, so he gave one of his arms its own gender identity

    great britain

    :yea:

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    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Average masc guy, but one hand has really pretty nails and a tennis bracelet.

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      • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        It makes masturbation less gay.

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      • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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        1 year ago

        Now I'm sad that David Bowie never thought of this.

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    • Hatandwatch [she/her, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      My left arm is female because it's not dominate and it wipes my ass.

      hatandwatch marked safe from the gays

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    • dom [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Fellas, is it gay to crank your bud's hog with your female left hand?

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    • LegaliiizeIt
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      1 year ago

      deleted by creator

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